eunuch reunion, anyone?
tonight i am going to take ed on a secret date to the county fair. i'm excited, not only will there (hopefully) be livestock and sugary snacks, but the commodores are playing, too! i'll be sure to bone up on my fair pickup lines before i get there.
according to the fair site, the odds of being fatally injured on a carnival ride are 1 in 250 million. carni rides always terrified me. i think it goes back to the stories my dad told about when he was a young rogue working on the "wheel crew" of a traveling carnival. the guys would show up, drink beer all day, then set up the wheel. whoever was the drunkest had to take it down when the carnival was over. i think i'll stick to the funnel cake.
today i found out what it means to "go brazilian". i have temporarily lost the power of speech.
tonight i am going to take ed on a secret date to the county fair. i'm excited, not only will there (hopefully) be livestock and sugary snacks, but the commodores are playing, too! i'll be sure to bone up on my fair pickup lines before i get there.
according to the fair site, the odds of being fatally injured on a carnival ride are 1 in 250 million. carni rides always terrified me. i think it goes back to the stories my dad told about when he was a young rogue working on the "wheel crew" of a traveling carnival. the guys would show up, drink beer all day, then set up the wheel. whoever was the drunkest had to take it down when the carnival was over. i think i'll stick to the funnel cake.
today i found out what it means to "go brazilian". i have temporarily lost the power of speech.
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